The national drink of the Junnu Razz. It is a very overused and unfunny word that is included in his personal list of meaningless insults.
Junaid: Why are you are such a paani kutta billi joota kuttamoo.

Everyone: Shut up u bandwagoner
by DoesItMAtter February 27, 2015
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- A frugal payment. Often made to someone who's doing a favour without economic benefits. It could also mean payment made to a labour.

- Bribe to a government official. Indirect way of demanding or offering a bribe.

- A coloquial threat to someone roughly translating to "do you want a beating?"
Give him some kharcha paani (payment)

Do consider some kharcha paani (bribe)

Should I give you kharcha paani? (roughing up threat)
by junglefairy August 14, 2018
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if a dude pees in ur food, he's "paani pureed" ya!
I gave the waiter a piece of my mind and he did a paani puri in my curry
by Simham Kumar June 25, 2011
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