Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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The most questionable man on the planet, who can get amazing grades on the pure idea of improvisation and last minute learning. This individual is the only person who can perfectly hit the "Galileo" notes on Bohemian Rhapsody. This is an outspoken man who is unable to understand others feelings, but still manages to make his way through offensive/hurtful jokes and situations.

The perfect embodiment of an intelligent nonce/pleb like dolphin.
by Moksh Lover October 27, 2019
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