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punching the midnight squirrel
THE ACT OF
LATE NIGHT
MASTERBATION
, WHILE USING NO
LUBE
OR ANY OTHER SUBSTANCES (RAW HAND TO GENITALIA).
NO NETFLIX
AND CHILL
FOR ME LAST NIGHT, I RESORTED TO
PUNCHING THE MIDNIGHT SQUIRREL
.
by
@The Hojer
October 16, 2015
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