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Pumf is someone who is a rather boring person,has no conversation and always talks about the same things over and over again to as many people as possible.
Hello Pumf you are so dull and boring.
by Ste Wanless May 06, 2018
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The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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Something so vile that it defies common physics.
Oh, gross! - I didn't know the pumf was a plumber!
by ripper March 11, 2003
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