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Post Traumatuc Turtle Disorder. Similar to PTSD, however it is onset by a traumatic viewing involving a turtle. This could include a turtle being crushed by a car, an empty turtle shell, etc.
by STWEAM cult member July 01, 2018
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Post traumatic turtle disorder
When you walk into a museum, in the middle of spring, and see something you can never unsee.
When you walk into a museum, in the middle of spring, and see something you can never unsee.
All of Stones and Bones have PTTD.
by Murder Class Alumni July 01, 2018
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Post Traumatic Troll Disorder. Symptoms are similar in nature to PTSD, except that this disorder is onset specifically from a trolling event. Examples could include:
1. Photoshopping a picture of your friend's wife sucking your dick, then after you show it to him he feels emotionally numb and upset.
2. Using a digital identity to fool someone into believing you are a devil worshiping psychopath that will murder their entire family with a knife, then after revealing to that person it was a joke, they still have nightmares and are frightened of knives.
3. A husband loses an argument with his wife about getting a cat, then she gloats on Facebook to all his friends about getting a cat against his wishes. The husband no longer enjoys the internet and can't look at cats without becoming depressed.
These are just a few examples that can cause PTTD. It's a serious disease with, the earlier you can diagnose it, the better the outcome.
1. Photoshopping a picture of your friend's wife sucking your dick, then after you show it to him he feels emotionally numb and upset.
2. Using a digital identity to fool someone into believing you are a devil worshiping psychopath that will murder their entire family with a knife, then after revealing to that person it was a joke, they still have nightmares and are frightened of knives.
3. A husband loses an argument with his wife about getting a cat, then she gloats on Facebook to all his friends about getting a cat against his wishes. The husband no longer enjoys the internet and can't look at cats without becoming depressed.
These are just a few examples that can cause PTTD. It's a serious disease with, the earlier you can diagnose it, the better the outcome.
by RumpusBoy April 05, 2016
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A very rare symptom of LSD that occurs very rarely amongst all users but occurs more frequently in heavy users of LSD. Symptoms include hallucinations that appear out of the blue later in life randomly without the use of LSD present or seeing shapes when you close your eyes.
"Man I think Im tripping rightnow."
"Well what did you take?"
"Nothing, I think it's my PTTD."
"Man I think Im tripping rightnow."
"Well what did you take?"
"Nothing, I think it's my PTTD."
by All Hail Cory May 12, 2016
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Post-Traumatic Trump Disorder
: a psychological reaction occurring after experiencing the highly stressing Trump Presidency (comparable to wartime combat, physical violence, or a natural disaster) that is usually characterized by depression, anxiety, flashbacks, recurrent nightmares, and avoidance of reminders of the event —abbreviation PTTD
: a psychological reaction occurring after experiencing the highly stressing Trump Presidency (comparable to wartime combat, physical violence, or a natural disaster) that is usually characterized by depression, anxiety, flashbacks, recurrent nightmares, and avoidance of reminders of the event —abbreviation PTTD
I was listening to the news and the interviewer started to say “...and what did the President say yesterday?’’, then I flinched and realized my PTTD was flaring up again!
by The Wizard Moose Lorenzo January 21, 2021
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post dramatic tiktok disorder is when someone involuntarily starts doing a corresponding tiktok dance when a common song comes on
by okamane January 06, 2021