When your cock decides to make love to your ballsack, so they stick the fuck together for some odd fucking reason. Worst of them all, you have to do squats just to unstick it.

A tourist to sub-orbital or orbital space, through commercial space flight programs.

Acronym for Post-Shit Traumatic Butt Stress

The uncomfortable feeling you get after taking a burning, constipated, or diarrhea-y dump. This is only exasperated by sitting down.