When you need to poop and instead of bringing a book or magazine, you bring your PSP to play while you are shitting.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

A poop where you take your PSP with you because you can't stand to be away from the sexy piece for more than 10 seconds. You don't even aim your penis into the bowl out of not wanting to take a hand of the PSP, so pee gets all over the floor.