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Probably the greatest games console every made. It spanks the Xbox 360 back to the damn stone age cos we all know that they are so shit.
Tom: I got a PS3 yesterday
Matt: Oh cool!
Adam: Well I got an Xbox 360 last week.
Matt: Die in a hole!
by manadandin June 25, 2009
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i 600$ gaming console that you will get only 2 hours of gamplay out of but will watch blue ray until blue ray fails like umd and beta
you enter a door then.... YOU TAKE a left you see a a large black peice of poop oh wait its a fridge u find warm colas you try to put them in but wait it wont open your are in the twilight zone. (or own a ps3)
by nick schuler June 15, 2007
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guy1-hey did u get a PS3?
guy2-hellz no i dont pay for Shit.
by christheman151996 June 17, 2011
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Plays Playstation games, music, Blue-Ray DVD's, and MP3. Also can be modified as a mini-fridge or George Foreman Grill. Your choice.
Jose: Is that your PS3?
Tim: Ya, just got it today. It does everything man, even keeps my beer cold.
by Dewit May 26, 2009
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An overpriced game system that has very few decent games, costs too much and focuses more on the Blu-Ray player then the videogames itself.

PS3 owners make fun of the Red Ring Of Death for the 360 but yet they seem to not remember how the PS2 failed in past years repeatedly.

The PS3 requires for you to own a big HDTV to get the most out of it, and focuses too much on a media format (Blu-Ray) which will most likely fail because its basically the same thing as a DVD.

The PS3 has a handful of half-decent games. These include Warhawk and Resistance, and a few more. Grand Theft Auto IV will also be coming out but it will also be coming out for the 360 anyway too.

Many game developers refuse to make games for the PS3 because it is more complicated to make games for and takes longer to program.

The PS3 looks a bit like a cross between a mini-fridge and a George Foreman grill. Its basically a PS2 with better graphics, a Blu-Ray player and costs 600 dollars.

Honestly, I'd suggest getting a 360 or a Wii.
John : Oh man, my PS2 isn't working right.

Bill : Whats wrong with it?

John : The controller ports won't read the controllers, and my others crapped out on me twice.

Bill : Oh well. Hey, did you see that mini-fridge they put up a commercial for?

John : ...You mean the PS3?

Bill : Oops...didn't you get one?

John : Yeah...its only got a few decent games...

Bill : And six-hundred dollars? You could buy a car for that! Or 60,000 of those 1 cent candies!

John : =(
by Rumplestilskin October 11, 2007
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The white elephant of the Sony Playstation series. Despite the fact there were riots in the streets as fans fought over it, the console is quite the most over-priced, ugly thing in video-gaming history. The control pads are wireless (I once bought wireless control pads for a console and they were a nightmare to use). They will cost gamers a fortune in batteries. Sony have already, rather unwisely, announced the PS4, the PS3 is not compatible with PS2 or PS1 games, and the PS3's game line-up is frankly pathetic.
According to Sony, the PS3 will have "4D graphics". Meaning they can travel through time? The PS3 can also fly you to any planet of your choice, cure all known diseases, work out how humanity can exist without wars, famine or suffering and ensure peace and love reign forever.
by Stormsworder October 15, 2007
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Only the best system out there. In fact I wrote this on my ps3
I only spent 400$ on my ps3 because you decided to be a douche and buy one on opening day and blow 600$
by Killin Machine March 19, 2008
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