Its basically pretty hard to understand what people are saying
Hey
Im good thanks
I said hey..
Sorry i have Audio Processing Disorder i can mishear stuff easily
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When a computing process is hung up on one process before it can continue towards the full range; all other processes are waiting for a single process to finish.
Nah, bro. I can't go to the park, and/or play soccer, and/or have myself a bronie party, till I finish cleaning my room. It's a 'Thermopylae processing (Computing)' structure. And those fine ladies dislike the low throughput...
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The process by which a guy learns that he loves a girl. The process involves the girl fucking lots of other dudes, anal, stds, and incessant lying.
Mark just went through a unique learning process, and realizes he loves Brittany, now he has herpes.
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A step system to anally fucking a girl, start with our smallest finger and work your way to the biggest finger. finally you ram the hell out of her ass with your dick!
Kyle: yo have you fucked your girl in the ass yet?
Jimmy: naw she thinks it will hurt to much.
Kyle: have you tried the 5 step process yet?
Jimmy: damn, i didnt think of doing that.
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the two step process is the process of getting something done quickly and forcefully. the fist step is done by grabbing something by the haunches. the second step is done by humping the object you have grabbed in the previous step into submission
yesterday i picked up a hooker and did the two step process to her in the motel 6, haunches, submission
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the process of how certain tribes in modern day reservations recive thier name.
the tribe creates a hut in the middle of a forest, in the hut is a hole witch is filled with marijuana, and poppy plants.
then a small fire is set in the hole. the tribe member will sit in the hut and inhale the fumes for hours until he or she halucinates. the image that he or she sees is thier tribe name.
Indian Name Process;

My name is Cheif little Solider.

I am Three Bears.
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Auditory processing disorder is a hearing problem. Kids and adults with this condition can't process what they hear in the same way other people do because their ears and brain don't fully coordinate. An individual with this disorder may experience hearing certain things muffled while other things perfectly fine.

For example, a person with APD is in a restaurant, in the restaurant there's music playing, waiters walking and other people a few tables away talking. Beside the person with APD is their friend talking to them however, the individual with APD can hear that their friend is talking but it's muffled, the individual can hear the people talking, the music and the walking, almost as if those sounds were right next to them. It can be best described as watching tv with the volume turning up and down and off at random times and you can't control it.

Symtoms of APD:

You are easily distracted or unusually bothered by loud or sudden noises.
Noisy environments are upsetting to you.
Your behavior and performance improve in quieter settings.
You have difficulty following directions, whether simple or complicated.
You have reading, spelling, writing, or other speech-language difficulties.
Verbal (word) math problems are difficult.
You're disorganized and forgetful.
Conversations are hard for you to follow.

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