The person who is a pervert and a creep at the same time.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

the gleaming spots of white light that are seen in the pupil of an eye;

the male expulsion of gas via the penis

Preep: Verb. To creep someone on Social Media prior to a first meeting in order to gain intelligence; To prep by creeping on social media ahead of time. Synonym: Prepare, Reconnaissance

The period in-between wakefulness and deep sleep

where if you are an overweight man with sideburns listening to funny music