Precious Pussy Time

You have plans to chill with your friends but you have to cancel because a chick is only available to fuck within a short window of time. In most cases, it's the last 12-24 hours that a chick is in town. Outside of PPT, friends should be ridiculed for not understanding that pussy will be there.

A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.

Plunge Protection Team - Stealthy members of the President's Advisory Group, who are responsible for ensuring that, by any measures possible, the U.S. Stock Markets do not "plunge" to frightening depths.

Microsoft P-ower P-oin-T - useful tool for school projects.

Short for P-reci-P-i-T-ate, most often used in chemistry classes that we all love.

Please pass the shit

An acronym for 'perfect pony tail.' Essentially, any female hairstyle that demonstrates being a ponytail (that is, hair tied with a hair tie, clip or similar device) and the following criteria:

1) The hair surrounding the ponytail must be neat; that is, loose strands and fraying at a negligible amount in ordinary viewing

2) The ponytail must be worn at or above the ears; this exemplifies the true meaning of a 'high-ponytail', which is required for a true PPT.

3) Most often, hair must be extremely straight. Though curly and wavy hair can indeed be considered in PPT form, this is extremely rare, as keeping hair in perfect control when it is not straight is limited to knowledge, skills, and abilities

Variations include:
PPPT - Perfect Pigtails - same as above but double tied
IPT - Interesting Ponytail - Hair that does not meet the above criteria but still deserves recognition, e.g., a ponytail that reaches the floor.
WPT - Wet Ponytail - pretty self explanatory...