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The sound you make when you fall backwards onto the bed while being a little girl.
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by Anonononous February 04, 2011
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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An onomatopoeia for a loli falling onto a bed. Originated from the loli doujin, The Light of Tsukimi Manor 2.
Wah! What are we gonna do on the bed?
*POMF*
by Pomfski February 15, 2011
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The sound you make when you fall backwards onto the bed
Pomf! what's we are gonna do on the bed?
by Promise7 January 07, 2017
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The sound a Pegasus makes when it get's a wing boner.

An onomatopoeia that signifies a wingboner.
Fluttershy is walking in front of Rainbow Dash, and Rainbow Dash stares at her plot. She Pomf's.
by Skyshine Shimmer October 21, 2011
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Chat/IM/blog acronym for Peace Out Mother Fuckers.
Well I G2G!
POMF!
by Kuro Neko March 12, 2006
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Poop On My Face- a phrase used to express frustration, sadness or a general upset-ness at the world.
"I heard we have an in-class essay tomorrow that no one prepared for or knew about that counts for 95% of our grade!"

"POMF"
by vballer16 September 20, 2011
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