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Pants Off Lie Flat. Said after a big meal or a long night. Describes that feeling of needing to remove one's pants!
That was an awesome meal and now I need to POLF!
by Kb575 December 01, 2013
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A game played on a pool table but instead of using pool cues, you use a golf putter and stand on the table (without shoes on) .. You then play "pool" but putt the white ball into the coloured balls using the golf putter... Played in only one pub which is The Flaming Trebuchet (often against BOB)
Fancy a game of Polf?
by The Landlady June 17, 2013
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Its another word for pork that reeks like poo.
1.You made some nasty polf.

2.You smell like polf.
by kyle March 21, 2005
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