A PNer is a lentil munching communist with risible music taste, often found populating the web site 'www.punknews.org.uk', pretending to be a tramp, or drinking warm fizzy beer at some hovel of a venue.

Heroes include Michael Moore, John Pilger or anyone from the band Propagandhi.

Hobbies include attemping to get every forum thread off-topic as quickly as is humanly possible, name checking the latest 'cool' bands and deriding George W Bush or America.

Literally everyone, ever. Including the writer of this definition.