A time when all men should proceed immediately to the bar

The act of getting high and eating everything in sightt, until you realize that your stomach cannot hold anymore food and that you are about to gag

Parked Motorcycle Syndrome

When you have not ridden your motorcycle in a long period of time, and are going through withdrawal.

Usually occurs during the winter.

PUTTING up with MEN'S SHIT (feminine)
PACK MY SHIT (masculine)

Pissed at Men Syndrome

The time between when a woman ovulates and the first days of her menstrual period.

A socially constructed phenomenon used by women everywhere as an excuse to bitch!

The excrutiating menstrual pain caused by uterine muscles contracting is very real.

Mood swings, bitchy-ness etc are not!!

pioneer middle school, a hell hole of a place, but u gotta learn...haha...lol...bs