PMP Means Pound My Pussy

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

An acronym used, often when texting, to convey “pissing my pants” when something is insanely funny.

PMP "Permanent Man's Period" - Unlike women who have a monthly cycle, Contrary to popular belief there are some men who get a permanent period similar to women which leads to constant non-stop complaining, nagging & bitchiness!

pmp: Peed my pants

more than "lol"

-noun- A "PMP" is a Personal Media Player. These devices tend to have at least a 5" screen and some have up to a 12" screen. They play music, movies, games, some have wifi capabilities and they also do PDA functions and run operating systems. They are usually seen in the laps of hypernerds on trains, planes and in the back seat of Mom's SUV.

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