PLBCAM = Problem lies between chair and monitor. Used to describe a plethora of user errors that are generally (incorrectly) blamed on the computer. If you haven't yet figured it out, what's between the chair and the monitor is the user.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.