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A MAKE BELIEF CHRONIC CONDITION IN WHICH A MAN USES HIS FOOT AS AN EXCUSE BUT IN FACT IT JUST MAKES HIM SEEM AS THOUGH HE HAS A PUSSY BETWEEN HIS LEGS.
Eddy: Bro you cant hoop anymore you’re washed up.
Jorge: Dude! My Plantar Pussitis is acting up. It’s bothering me and it really hurts!
Jorge: Dude! My Plantar Pussitis is acting up. It’s bothering me and it really hurts!
by EZBUCKETS October 13, 2019