Pedophile justice warrior: someone who does not care about child welfare, but believes in pedophile conspiracy theories and jerks off to anime porn, and therefore obsessively calls other people pedophiles for no reason.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.