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If that mother fucker keeps hitting on my girl, he is guaranteed a PITF!
by dipsh!t July 25, 2009
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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I swear to god if lumburg makes me run another TPS report im gonna stamp it with a pitf.
by [ruiner] December 09, 2005
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PAIN IN THE FACE

Laraism - positive spin on legendary "pain in the arse"
You are such a PITF! You make me laugh so hard and smile sooo much the cheeks on my face ache LOL
by Larabella July 21, 2011
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