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Performance Improvement Plan. A document given to an employee within a company to set up paperwork to legally fire the employee and protect the company against potential lawsuits under the guise of improving performance. By the time this document is given, management has almost definitely decided to terminate the employee. Used as a slang to indicate someone is being/was fired.
Person 1: Where did Tom go?
Person 2: Didn't you hear? He got pipped out of here, that's why his LinkedIn profile has an end date here.
Person 1: Wow no wonder he just disappeared.
by slendershark March 14, 2020
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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(1) A pain in the ass.
(2) A real character.
(3) Someone who tends to be difficult, but still likeable.
(1) Boy that postal worker was rudely sarcastic - a real fucking pip.
(2) That guy over there is being overly friendly to everyone, asking them all sorts of questions, and just being too social in a weird way. Seems like a real pip.
(3) My wife was acting like a real pip last night, but of course, I still love her.
by Wordmaster B January 02, 2005
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Brit slang. To say something is easy. Used mainly by little kids in school
a) How did you do on that test?
b) It was pips man. I aced it.
by CraigUK May 15, 2007
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Pip is a common street drug, also known as ice, crack, cold, rock whatever...
You'll find pip heads down at centrelink or up at 5am scraping around on the floor for more pip because Pip is all they think about

And generally if you see a pip head, tell them there's a some crazy guy giving free pip away around the corner, and then run the other way!
Its appropriate when Pips around to insert Pip into every conversation just to concur that you are all in fact, Pippin of your head
"Hey, can u pass me the Pip plz?" "Sure, but first I need to Pip coz Pip just keeps calling me n I told Pip to Pip off before i really lose my pip!"
by Ya Mums Favorite January 17, 2014
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Noun: Short for "Post Injection Pain" - A common term used in the anabolic steroid community. Pip can take the form of a dull ache, muscle sensitivity, bruising, soreness, and occasionally mild swelling.
The pip from the Winny injections were so much worse than the Test-C.
by nonbene May 08, 2014
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1. Fictional main character in Great Expectations by Charles Dickens

2. Spot or other thingy on a card, domino, or die

3. Little seeds
3. I got pips stuck in my teeth.
by miso November 27, 2003
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