Acronym for:

Peeing In My Pants Because I'm Laughing So Hard
Similar to LOL, but much more fun because it is longer... it is the anti-acronym using more letters than are required to convey a thought.

Pata Sucia: Spanglish; Direct translation- dirty foot; used in reference to men and women who remove their shoes in public and then proceed to walk barefooted wherever they may be; mainly found at night clubs or after being at a night club.

LADIES, YOUR STILETTOS MAY BE PAINFUL, BUT THAT IS THE CHALLENGE YOU ACCEPTED WHEN YOU PUT THEM ON. BEAUTY=PAIN