Three half-naked, buff asf Aztec men who were once rock hard but still are after an epic awakening scene in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure: Battle Tendency
???: Don't say "Awaken my Master's'" at 3am in the morning or else you'll summon THEM
You at 3 am, in front of the bathroom mirror after contemplating your life: Awaken my Masters?
PILLAR MEN: WHAMMU!! (Awaken theme but with earrape blasts out and you die after seeing the gay Aztec bois)
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not poly or anything but like... The pillar men are all totally my boyfriends
by snowumbrella August 27, 2023
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