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PILF is a gender neutral acronym that stands for Parent I'd Like to Fuck.

aka a non binary MILF
friend- Oh my God They look so fuggn hot, I would rail them in an instant.
What the fuck that's my Mod!?
God PILF's make me go wild
by BeaHab.-. April 09, 2021
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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Professor I'd Like (to) Fuck
My hot, young Spanish prof is a total PILF
by Sarah December 10, 2003
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Pie I'd like to fuck; everyone has had one of these experiences.

You take a fresh baked oven out of the pie and it's sitting on the counter- mocking you. The only thing that can possibly overcome your lust for this fresh baked American goodness is some good fornication.

One must not go overboard when seeing just any pie. Many pies are attempting to be PILFs but us PILFHunters know the different- those imitation pies are just sluts!
Wife: Honey! I baked you a fresh pie!

Husband: *blood begins to boil- level of lust increases* OMFG! I MUST HAVE YOU HONEY!

Wife: But baby, it's early in the afternoon!

Husband: NOT YOU! THAT PIE! It's totally a PILF!
by Edal January 30, 2009
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Cristina Fernández de Kirchner of Argentina is a total PILF.
by Alex Pieron November 11, 2007
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