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friend- Oh my God They look so fuggn hot, I would rail them in an instant.
What the fuck that's my Mod!?
God PILF's make me go wild
What the fuck that's my Mod!?
God PILF's make me go wild
by BeaHab.-. April 09, 2021
Aug 9 Word of the Day
Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.
by KABT October 26, 2007
3
Pie I'd like to fuck; everyone has had one of these experiences.
You take a fresh baked oven out of the pie and it's sitting on the counter- mocking you. The only thing that can possibly overcome your lust for this fresh baked American goodness is some good fornication.
One must not go overboard when seeing just any pie. Many pies are attempting to be PILFs but us PILFHunters know the different- those imitation pies are just sluts!
You take a fresh baked oven out of the pie and it's sitting on the counter- mocking you. The only thing that can possibly overcome your lust for this fresh baked American goodness is some good fornication.
One must not go overboard when seeing just any pie. Many pies are attempting to be PILFs but us PILFHunters know the different- those imitation pies are just sluts!
Wife: Honey! I baked you a fresh pie!
Husband: *blood begins to boil- level of lust increases* OMFG! I MUST HAVE YOU HONEY!
Wife: But baby, it's early in the afternoon!
Husband: NOT YOU! THAT PIE! It's totally a PILF!
Husband: *blood begins to boil- level of lust increases* OMFG! I MUST HAVE YOU HONEY!
Wife: But baby, it's early in the afternoon!
Husband: NOT YOU! THAT PIE! It's totally a PILF!
by Edal January 30, 2009
6
Pikachu
Bellosum
Jynx
Claffarri
Snorlax
Jiggly Puff
That (insert name of Pokémon here) is a PILF!
Check out that PILF! I wanna show her my hydropump!
Bellosum
Jynx
Claffarri
Snorlax
Jiggly Puff
That (insert name of Pokémon here) is a PILF!
Check out that PILF! I wanna show her my hydropump!
by vontrick January 26, 2010