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Professor I'd Like (to) Fuck
My hot, young Spanish prof is a total PILF
by Sarah December 10, 2003
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Pie I'd like to fuck; everyone has had one of these experiences.

You take a fresh baked oven out of the pie and it's sitting on the counter- mocking you. The only thing that can possibly overcome your lust for this fresh baked American goodness is some good fornication.

One must not go overboard when seeing just any pie. Many pies are attempting to be PILFs but us PILFHunters know the different- those imitation pies are just sluts!
Wife: Honey! I baked you a fresh pie!

Husband: *blood begins to boil- level of lust increases* OMFG! I MUST HAVE YOU HONEY!

Wife: But baby, it's early in the afternoon!

Husband: NOT YOU! THAT PIE! It's totally a PILF!
by Edal January 30, 2009
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That (insert name of Pokémon here) is a PILF!
Check out that PILF! I wanna show her my hydropump!
by vontrick January 26, 2010
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