Acronym for "Problem in chair. Not in computer.". Used by Sysadmins to covertly describe user error to each other. Some snickering usually involved.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

a word that, if spoken increases the chance of rain by approximately 42%

Something you eat outdoors on the ground, as opposed to at a table

Contrary to fallacious urban legends about the word's supposedly racist roots, "picnic" is derived from the French term "pique nique", and refers to a meal eaten out of doors, where the participating groups each bring their own food.

Problem In Chair Not In Computer

An acronym for: Problem in chair, not in computer.