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"Poop hits the fan"

A synonym of SHTF (Shit hits the fan). Used to by survivalists and preparedness minded people to describe a chain of events that cause a breakdown in the rule of law or the collapse of a civilization.
i got a warning for saying "shit" because of children on the board, and since SHTF is basicaly saying the same thing i'm trying to be sensitive and say poop instead of shit, hence PHTF.
by portlandprepper May 02, 2011
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A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.
"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."
by Skeletalchemy June 15, 2021
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