Urban Dictionary: PEMDAS

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PEMDAS

When you're too depressed so you just say fuck it and add it to math

Yeah uhh... pemdas don't mean please excuse my dear aunt sally it means please end my depression and suffering

by Lovely67802 January 20, 2019

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Jul 26 Word of the Day

Second String Friend

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.

by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020

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PEMDAS

p- Please
e-End
m-My
d-Depression
a-And
s-Suffering

guy can you pemdas??? i really need it. *cries*

by lilwhipcream December 02, 2018

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PEMDAS

The order of operations in math-- Parentheis, Exponents, Multiplication, Division, Addition, Subtraction

In 6th grade, we had a sign on the wall of our classroom that said PEMDAS, but when we asked what it meant, the teacher said it meant Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally, and she would tell us more later.... needless to say, four months into the school year when she finally DID tell us, it was a letdown.

by bandcampgirl183 September 27, 2005