Post Cancer Hoe Phase: An indefinite period of time, typically after (though possibly during) pronged cancer treatment, wherein the patient (or "hoe") enjoys copious coitus due to a newfound lease on life, a scorn for social norms, or a peak in libido following a long hiatus.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

Post Cancer Hoe Phase.

noun (slang).
an indefinite period of time, typically following (though possibly during) prolonged cancer treatment, wherein the patient, or “hoe”, enjoys copious coitus due to a newfound lease on life (“I’m alive and looking to grind”), a scorn for social norms (“IDGAF”), or a peak in libido following a long hiatus (“thirsty”).

Post Cancer Hoe Phase - noun (slang)

A period of time following cancer treatment, wherein the patient takes excessive pleasure in sexual activities, often with several different partners. PCHP mostly occurs after treatment, but some "hoes" experience the phenomenon already during treatment.

Reasons for the PCHP to kick in include but are not limited to: an IDGAF attitude after staring death in the eye, sexual organs no longer being painfully impacted by treatment, overcompensating for previous months of drug-induced neutropenia and loss of sexual drive.

The term gained popularity thanks to @thecancerpatient, an anonymous individual behind an online community of cancer patients who find support in exchanging about cancer related topics such as the PCHP and dealing with cancer-muggles.