One of the cutest slash pairings in homestuck. It is Gamzee and Tavros. it's called PB&J because Gamzee has purple blood, and Tavros has brown.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

Stands for "Pam Beesley and Jim" - As seen on "The Office" (2007) Season Premiere.

Peanut butter & jelly (or jam in the UK) is the best fuckin' sandwich ever (behind meatball sub). I found it via Reggie & The Full Effect.

The act of smearing jelly on the ass of one partner and peanut butter on the ass of the other. Both get down on their hands and knees facing away from each other and proceed to slam their butt cheeks into one another until the jelly and peanut butter are clearly spread and mixed. Whenever the partners see fit they may stop, take a piece of bread, wipe their partner's butt cheeks clean, and consume their prize.

pb&J is the bestest pbj friend you can ever get!!! hes such a jojo nerd that he probably sings sono chino sadame everytime before he gOES to slEEP !!! HE ALSO LIKE FOOFIGHTERS AND LIKES TO YARE YARE DAZE HIS HAIR is PBJ coLors becauSE R E A S O Ns A N D JOJO. also his best friend is danny because shES THE COOLEST PERSON IN ZA WARUDO AND SHE SHOWS JOJO TO PBJ HE SHOULD BE GRATEFUL. anways pbj is epic, protect at all cost.

v. The Classic PB & J refers to the sexual action in which one stabs a partner, defecates on them, then proceeds to engage in sexual intercourse with said partner.