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Means "Penis". (Prounounced: Pay-Ness) and can only be said through a thick southern american accent.
"The EcksBawks will shove its mighty PAYNESS into the sony's PS3" - SS
by PickledFerret November 23, 2011
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term β€œsecond string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A β€œSecond String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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Payness is the ghetto izzo clan version of the word penis, which refers to a mans happy zone located beneath his pants.
My PAYNESS is bigga then youz.
Dude , ma payness got hit by thiss shee, it no happy no mo'.
by Michael waddell December 31, 2005
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