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Panelo; n. handkerchief used to wipe ass, toilet paper (panakip butas); means “as far as I know", "don't know nothing and speculate, great pretender & blamer" ( palusot, walang alam, nahihibang & panakip butas -Filipino)ec ; proud lawyer of rapist & murderer (Mayor of Southern Luzon Province of the Philippines) of college students in the Philippines.
1. If you have no knowledge of the topic, use PANELO tactics. (Kapag wala kang alam palusot ka na lang ala PANELO);

2. PANELO should be used sparingly to save our forest (Toilet papers ay dapat minsan lang gagamitin ng hindi maubos ang mga puno sa kagubatan).

3. Use PANELO for real rapist & murderer in court (gamitin ang Panelo sa pagta tanggol sa mga mamamatay tao at mangga gahasa ng studyante).
by TruthVeritas August 21, 2019
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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v. : to distort facts, to deceive witlessly in defense of a demagogue.

n. (a): a convoluted apologia, usually for something indefensible.

(b) a face worth punching; backpfeifengesicht
1. Hindi ka mananalo ng debate kung mag-papanelo ka lang!

2. Basura ang thesis mo, puro panelo ang laman.

3. Panelo ka! (defamatory)
by wintyrises August 20, 2019
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Fork tongue, fact twister, spinner of lies, brown noser, out of touch with reality.
I was reading a horrible news involving drug addicts being slaughtered by cops, only to find out it was a panelo spin wherein the addicts fought back.
by Duts Admin reeks August 20, 2019
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