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PAINUS: When a male penis is inserted into the female's anus.

Penis + Anus = Painus.

It's a noun and a verb.
ex.1
Guy # 1: I had Painus with my girlfriend yesterday, it hurt like a bitch.

Guy # 2: Sounds like a pain in the ass.

ex.2
Man: My wife and I were PAINUS-ing last night, all was going well till a gave her a hernia.

Friend: Ouch...
by The-Mountain November 10, 2011
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May 22 Word of the Day
A moment that is generally agreed to have had a significant influence on pop culture and everyday life. While the term was coined by Rose McGowan in context of the #MeToo movement, and is mostly associated with the K-pop community, the phenomenon is universal and a basic component of how culture works.

Real world events such as social/political movements, the election of a new U.S. President, major catastrophes and disasters, as well as entertainment such as movies, music and TV, can all function as cultural resets. Notable cultural resets in relatively recent memory include:

* The Beatles appearing on the Ed Sullivan show in 1964
* The Watergate scandal of 1974
* The release of Nevermind by Nirvana in 1991
* The September 11, 2001 attacks
* The election and inauguration of Barack Obama in 2009
* The COVID-19 pandemic
"The Nineties politically started with the fall of the Berlin Wall on November 9, 1989 and the Soviet Union dissolving on December 26, 1991, and ended with both the 2000 Presidential election which saw the victory of George W. Bush and the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001 which left people so stupefied that it functioned as something of a cultural reset button." - TV Tropes' article on the 1990s
by Spike from Degrassi February 09, 2021
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1) (Noun) The pain a female experiences deep in her lower back around the colon when contractions around the 40th week of pregnancy start. The contraction pain is very near the anus giving the feeling of the onset of an impending putrid and painful deuce drop that ebbs and flows with each contraction.
2) (Noun) A person who is a real "pain in the anus".

Derrivative of "pain" and "anus".
1) My God!!! Is this a contraction or do I really have to shit?! Oh wait...its gone...I must be experiencing painus.
2) Linda keeps ridin' my ass and won't quit. She'a a persistent painus!
by Tenacious Faulker July 10, 2007
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pain in the anus, usually obtained when recieving your first deep butt stab from a gay associate
Man your dad gave me a killer painus last night. You gotta tell him to chill on the hard core rucus rump pumping.
by Rocco Cocko III May 08, 2010
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When a female has so much anal sex that her anus starts coming out of her ass, it looks like a second deformed vagina.
1. Dude I gave my girlfriend painus her parents are so pissed
2. My doctor said I have analititus infectiotite. I figure it's just painus.
2. The other day I saw some chick at the beach bend over and It looked like a cameltoe but I looked closer and it was just painus.
by Smiwy May 19, 2010
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Abbreviation for "Pain in the Anus"; derived from "Pain in the Ass".
X: goddam Uni is a painus

X: fukin hell your a painus, shut up already
by ChaosDogg May 29, 2005
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