An acronym for "People Are Basically Stupid," which offers quick explanation for other's inane actions. Especially useful for real-time identification of reasoning behind obviously stupid activity when the target is within earshot. Also applicable, however, for expedient past-tense discussion of such activities.

PABS was cynically derived from the philosophical theory, "People are Basically Good." PABS can therefore also be employed in philosophical discussions providing explanation for emergent sociological behaviors which are seemingly irrational, such as group think. Whether the behavior is a result of simple non-thinking, or attributable to thinking people's lack of timely information, PABS's umbrella is arguably applicable.
Bewildered person: I really don't understand how that person is so confused by this vending machine.
Comforting response: PABS.

K: It sure seems like our government is highly ineffectual given our present tax burden, wouldn't you agree?
M: Indeed! PABS.
by Andy McAllister October 29, 2007
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A term originated from Richmond, British Columbia meaning "Dab Pen". The name was invented as a code word for Dab Pens to avoid being too explicit while talking about it near teachers or parents.
Yo, can I get a hit of the pab?
by lfhtaint July 16, 2018
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Supposed to be Standing for Anti Kirby Video Gang. Filed the Copyright claim for Kirby Reanimated Collab. A-PAB's goal is to terrorize every kirby video on the popular broadcasting site, YouTube.
A-PAB sucks
by InfinityPower January 09, 2021
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Phrase to describe a

P-pussy
A-ass
B-bitch
That dude who try to fight me is such a pab
by BIGSMOKE September 18, 2020
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A pab (which stands for "pussy ass bitch") is simply a very annoying person. A pab also tends to think highly of himself/herself and act excessively giddy for no good reason.
"Look at him strutting around like he's so important. What a pab!"
by Trashead June 11, 2017
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