PA girls are all natural. We are classy and intelligent. We believe cursing all the time is trashy. We don’t have orange skin or wear big hoop earrings. We “go to the beach” not down the shore. We go to WaWa for a hoagie and to Rita’s for water ice not Italian ice. We don’t have to borrow other states football teams cause we have our own. We aren’t too prissy to pump our own gas. Above all else, our state is not the armpit of America. Eat your heart out Jersey girls!

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods