A device, similarly shaped as a buttplug, that is inserted into the rectal cavity. After insertion, the device is capable of creating short wave mesh networks and communicate with others in a decentralized peer to peer network.

It is often use by security forces or situations where discretion and private communication are of upmost concern.

The device is controlled by muscles in the surrounding area. Messages are formed in morse code type structures which are translated by special Airpods into the recipient's native language.

The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.