P.E.N.I.S. - Post Ejaculatory Non-Interest Syndrome.

The post-coital complete lack of interest in the female companion that engulfs the majority of males as soon as their female conquest has brought them to climax
Girl: That was amazing, I love you so much.

(Silence)

Girl: Have you fallen asleep already?

Boy: Nope, just got a bit of P.E.N.I.S. Don't worry about it.
by dangerrouse August 01, 2010
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Slang for a vape. "Portable Electronic Nicotine Inhalation System"
Tim sits at his desk sucking that P.E.N.I.S. all day!
by internetfreerider April 27, 2020
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Personality, Energy, Neaty, Intelligent, Style
I showed that girl my P.E.N.I.S. and now since we're close, I showed her my penis.
by ithinkyoudiedman July 19, 2008
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P-Peoples
E-Enterprise of
N-Neutral
I-Irish
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John is the Head of P.E.N.I.S
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Personal electronic nicotine inhalant system
"Bro can i hit you p.e.n.i.s?"
"I can't find my p.e.n.i.s."
by Landon shelley September 15, 2019
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