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A fake, fictional, phoney-bologna song, sung to the tune of the campfire song, "B-I-N-G-O".
♪ There was a john that had a name and Poddy was its name-o! ♪
♪ P-O-D-D-Y ♪
♪ P-O-D-D-Y ♪
♪ P-O-D-D-Y ♪
♪ And Poddy was its name-o! ♪
by Telephony July 23, 2018
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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How many people pronounce the word, "potty".
Can be used to describe the act of ejecting micturition or the urine itself.

Some people use the word to describe the act of leaving a shit as well.
Hold on a moment -- I really need to go poddy before we leave!
by Telephony June 09, 2014
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"Poddy" is a term used to describe one of the most arrogant wankers you'll ever meet.
Did you see Poddy the other night? what a cunt?
by The one at PC 32 August 09, 2008
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A person who is obsessed with their iPod/iPod touch/iPhone
will Billy stop being such a poddy and join the party.
by shi11 July 23, 2009
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