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A gay basters who likes sucking dicks. He has a boyfrend named Bob the builder and he hates cookies. He will go to hell and he will burn. God hates him. He’s a French basters and plz accept this. And he loves guys who have small dicks. That’s why he loves himself so much. <3
by Jixel August 07, 2019
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005