If you need help, he is always there. He will make you laugh and always put a smile on your face.
No matter what you do, or how you act, he will always love you. Prepare to be jealous when another girl starts to fall for him, because he is charming like that. But if he is committed to you, he will stay by your side forever.
No one knows you like he does, because he will take the time to know you. To ask questions. To care about you.
Be regretful when he is gone, because there will never be another guy like him. Ever.
He won't judge, or jump to conclusions, but he is human and will get defensive just like anyone else.
He is an amazing, loyal, energetic friend and lover.
He has the best taste in music.

(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.

was the godfather of metal, now MTV's bitch

spag who runs like a fat man running home for a maccie breakfast mmmmm wouldn't you like a maccies right now I would love a maccies there are a lotof good things about ozzy one of his hidden talents is he can outpace any yout especially brad I am sorry for calling you fat safe

the conductor of the crazy train.

Greatest singer in the history of metal. Former lead vocalist of Black Sabbath, but also one hell of a great solo artist. Indestructable- You cannot kill this man. See immortal. Recently, he aquirred a new following of stupid pre-teen fans who couldn't name an Ozzy Osbourne song to save a life. This army of shit-eating children was brought on by the commencement of his television show, The Osbournes which is really more about his bitchy children than himself. Also see God.

John 'Ozzy' Osbourne -

--1. Prince Of Darkness

--2. Black Sabbath Lead Vocals

--3. Everyone's Favorite Druggie

Ozzy osbourne is known widely for snorting ants, and biting the heads off of doves and a bat, and trying to kill his wife, Sharon, multiple times. This man is one of the most widely known celeberty.