Dude, I had the best lasagna last night.
Bro, my girl took a shit after foreplay and asked me to eat her out. I think I was the victim of a Chesapeake Oyster Fill.

Man, Smitty served up Chicago oysters all over that hotel room in Atlantic City.

My sister kicked me in the california oysters.

OMG, a huge chocolate oyster came out after we finished.

"What did you do this weekend"
"Wel, ha, I had a uh... haha, Bavarian Oyster."
"..."

"Didja see Austin the oyster earlier?"
"Heh Austin the oyster is TOTALLY Gay"

BOC fan:"After listening to a few albums I have decided to join the Blue Oyster Cult cult. How can I join?"

BOC cultist: "You can pledge your soul to the Blue Oyster Church and they'll send you your complementary Kool-aid.

BOC fan: "Can i just listen to them without making any commitments?

BOC cultist: "I suppose....but you won't get any kool-aid."