The act of a man pulling his balls out of the opening in the front of his boxers. This trick is closely related to The Turkey and the frog brain.
While usually done in front of friends as a joke, Larry sometimes performs The Oyster by himself for amusement.
by ihatebuffering January 19, 2011
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Or, "The Oyster", a position, or a sexual act involving anal tongue penetration and cunnilingus.

1. The naked woman lays on her back pulls both legs back tight to her shoulders until a tiny pool forms between her ass and pussy,
2. while in such position, the partner commences foreplay - she must remain in this position until a pool of pussy jizz (or liquid) forms develops in the tiny pool between her corn-hole and her gash;
3. When the woman's cleft is full of her pussy juice, the partner inserts tongue deep into the woman's asshole and the partner brings the legs back slurping her pussy juices as if slurping down an oyster, thus the name of the act.
Dude, I did "the Oyster" on her and now, she just can't forget me!
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When a man cums on a clit and he slurps it up (like you would an oyster) and spit it in the womans mouth
My girlfriend was to scared to swallow so I oystered it to show her it won't bad
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A non-Jew who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish words for no apparent reason, except perhaps to look cool.
Oy vey! Can you believe the chutzpah that shmuck has?
by Palmer March 28, 2005
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Yo man, if i don't get some oysters tonight, i'm gonna flip out.
by Mike September 22, 2006
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Yer fancy clam with the poyle inside.
The world is yer oyster (erster)
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Gob of phlegm in the street, also 'Dockyard oyster' from Portsmouth Dockyard.
Mind the road there, you'll tread in that oyster.
by David from Kingsbury August 26, 2007
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