Urban Dictionary: Oxymoron

An idiotic, slow and inept person who also uses way too much Oxycontin/Oxycodone. What is important to stress is that they would be a moron even without the Oxycontin/Oxycodone, but they're also a pillhead.

"Dang, where is Keith? He was supposed to meet us down at the lake an hour ago."

"Oh he's an Oxymoron... He went the wrong way... and smoked a month worth of 20's."

by Chad Wise April 16, 2012

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Oxy-moron

Usually sharp tongued and self important, an oxy-moron is generally an insecure, insensitive, raucous ass who cops an ironic pseudonym as a shield for presenting unsolicited and ignorant remarks regarding people and events about whom he or she knows very little.

niceboi - "That girl has really big boobs and she wears t-shirts by Snorgtees. Point and laugh with me."

Intelligent person with good taste - "It's time you stopped being an oxy-moron and shut the f*** up already. Nobody cares about your decidedly uninformed opinion."

by DJ Dialectic July 23, 2010

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when a chick's nice warm mouth is giving a guy dome with ice in her mouth to create a contradicting sensation in the genital region

Alex: O's that oxymoron felt so good last night
O's: Did your cum freeze when it hit the ice
Alex: No because the warm mouth contradicted the freezing ice thus creating an oxymoron and a great feeling

by The cheating system February 01, 2011

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Two words that mean the opposite.

Jumbo shrimp, bush and peace etc.

by <<<funyone>>> March 05, 2005

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