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The nickname of University of Chicago sports teams. It is a reference to "University of Chicago Athletics" being an oxymoron.
Maroon and Maroons became the University of Chicago’s official color and nickname, respectively, at a meeting of students and faculty on May 5, 1894.
Maroon and Maroons became the University of Chicago’s official color and nickname, respectively, at a meeting of students and faculty on May 5, 1894.
The Oxymaroons have been living up to their name lately, unfortunately. It's nothing like the good old days with the Maroons who won the Big 10 in football in 1899, 1905*, 1907, 1908, 1913, 1922, and 1924.
*voted national champion
*voted national champion
by Jebediah Steelsmith April 01, 2012
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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The color of oxygenated blood; someone with more brain damage then your average oxymoron,3 misleading words together like post-war preview,or little big dwarf,ice- cold- hot- chocolate,anti-army-intelligence.
by Vlad Dracu II December 04, 2003
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To say two contradictory things to a person and then walk away from him/her.
In a word, to confuse the shit out of someone.
In a word, to confuse the shit out of someone.
Person 1: Yo bro let's go to the movies tomorrow yesterday.
walks away...
Person 2: Wow that sonuvabitch just oxymarooned me.
walks away...
Person 2: Wow that sonuvabitch just oxymarooned me.
by Pbiddyboy November 13, 2011