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Claims to quiz juuling but still fiends on others juuls. Has accurate observations about action at the bung. Kicks people out of friend groups named after after dick in Yiddish. Gets no action.

Tbh u a Cool kid we need to chill more. Rate 13/10, he just got bar mitzvid
You don’t need an Oxenberg in your life.
by Jesse, Oxenberg October 29, 2018
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May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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