"i fucked this slag so hard, so many times that she totally ox tongued me, the worthless skank"

doc: this is a bad burn you will need a skin graft

slag: what skin will i use

doc: how 'bout that fucking fat ox tongue hangin' below your hot pants

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you