(noun) people who yell at teenagers who lack helmets whilst mounted on bicycles, people who refuse to celebrate christmas simply because it involves cutting down trees, and people who can not make u-turns

Hill billy inbred retard that lacks basic knowledge of physics and anything else that can't be sold at the Walmart. Tends to be close minded rednecks with a below average IQ. Most fall just over the line of mental retardation, but as long as they can turn up the injection pump on their 12 valves and roll coal through their trailer parks on the way home; they get a long fine. If you were to ever piss one off by slandering the cheaply produced automobiles from dodge, I suggest you run a zig zag line. They cannot comprehend the rapid change in direction ensuring a safe getaway.

A secret gay society ran by a mount druit man.

A white person, because we all know white people pay for and own bikes.

can be defined as someone who is truly unique. It is worth noting, that a one-owner has attributes that aren't necessarily positive, in fact, they are often characteristics that are deemed negative. In most cases, these people are unaware of their own behaviors that have helped define them as one-owners.

One could suggest that we are all one-owners to a certain degree, but these people worth labeling are truly remarkable in their respective gifts of "one-owning."

It is imperative that we define what qualifies/differentiates a one-owner and a person with a couple of questionable behaviors. Going forward as a society, we must work together to correctly identify one-owners. By finding and identifying one-owners, we can establish recognizable patterns and behavior that will further assist us in eliminating this troublesome burden on society.

Studies currently theorize that one-owners are best to be avoided, but this will surely leave our children and society vulnerable to the regular practices of one-owners. It is not yet clear if the habits of a one-owner can be transmitted to others not identified as one-owners.

For the greater good of society, we the people must take a stand against one-owners, whether they be friend, family, or foe — and work to eliminate them before we become a modern day Idiocracy.

A group of incestuous, nasty, and presssed people from stan twitter sharing STDS such as jealousy and chlamydia. Trying to be as relevant as the café owners™ but miserably failing everytime. They’re the incarnation of jealousy.

They think the car is unreal, when it's really just an overrated shit box...... Really it's a cheap man's altezza. And they're not jap either. I mean a Micra would be a better car and that's a fucking terrible car