owns

A way to say "this kicks ass/this rocks" using common internet slang

My pc owns, it's got a p4 processor in it

by Brian October 12, 2003

own it

A phrase that can be given to nearly all good situations. 'OWN THAT'!

A person who is cool.
'YOU SO OWN IT'

Steve, Carla and Joel are going to Magaluf, OWN IT!!

by Stephenslinn June 7, 2007

OWNED

The definintion of the outcome of one poor soul being out-witted in some shape or form by another, more clever and overall better being.

Megan Steele - "I just hijakced your Bebo"
Mowg - "Well your on Urban Dictionary"
Megan Steele - "Wit?"
Mowg - "OWNED. Now MOWG OFF =))!"

by Mowg_FTW May 11, 2009

own

to be especially better at something than another.

Martina owns all of you.

by Martina Giselle July 21, 2006

own

used to say something is better than something else

Louie: My hairs owns your hair.

by Louie XIX Reyes November 23, 2005

owned

A term used to expose the apparent fault or downfall of one's success, pride or dignity in a hilarious way; to be put down by one or more people.

See pawned, own3d and pawn3d

What's this? Your mom took your allowance money away as punishment to spend on her lingerie? You're owned!!

by Jose Gomez June 22, 2006

owned

See Own.

You just got owned bitch.

by nocturnal January 24, 2003