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To give someone a smart answer for when they ask stupid questions
masterbrain says:
ARE CARS GREEN AND HAVE LEGS THAT FLY?
Badwolf69 says:
In your drugged up world yes

Owned!!
by badwolf669 February 22, 2010
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The state of something after it has been completely dominated by something else; the resistance put up is nothing compared to the incoming force, thus the object is owned.
Shit that squirrel just got owned by that steam roller.
by ddaD April 19, 2009
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when you make a fool of self in the presence of another.
Jim: falls off a cliff.
Bob: haha, owned.
by pinkboy August 17, 2005
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to beat (win), to beat(cause injury), to embarass, to be injured by a random catastrophy variant:pwned
"Michael Jordan would own Shaq at basketball any day"
"Did you see that video of that kid getting run over by that car? Owned!"
by Tomsoma March 01, 2004
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The term "Owned" was originally conjured circa 1986 by a small Canadian Apple II user's group in Langley, BC. Primary usage was similar to current internet vernacular, but was usually restricted to computer hardware and not gaming.

Use was slightly adapted to indicate superiority over another person. Or to declare that said person is merely chattel.
Man, the Apple so owns(owned) the C64!

I *own* people like you!
by E. Thwaites February 08, 2004
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A victory cry used when having conquered or captured something, especially computer servers or human egos.
A: She fell for the goatse.cx link.
B: Heh! Owned.
by THE MAN October 10, 2002
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"Owned, resulting back in the Ultima Online days is a word depicing victory over another person or thing. Being passed up into the new generation of games and even in real conversations the word has come a long way since it was started by us old UO boys"


That is wrong, "owned" was being used back in the Wolf3d days, back in the ORIGINAL quake and duke3d games, back in the days of the TEXT version of aol, back in the compuserve and prodigy days. its not a new term, and it is AT LEAST 10 years old... Check ya calenders.
i just owned this forum with the correct definition.
by {MD}ProPain December 16, 2003
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